The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
A smart cop, a dumb cop and cinderella walk down the street and see a dropped coin on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb cop; because Cinderella and a smart cop exist only in stories.
A down on his luck shipwright is spending his day at the port when he sees a ship, with a damaged mast. What does he tell the captain? Anything to make a sail.
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding! She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!
Why did the hen share her crayons with the rooster? So the cock could doodle too
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock Now I'm a bouillonaire
Why did the Nuclear Power Plant have an aquarium built next to it? To put all its nuclear fission.
Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece.
I tried to climb up some house plans. My dad yelled, “get down from there” “Those plans are not to scale!”
A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
Can February march? I'm not sure, but April may.
I asked my doctor if he takes tips. He said I had mistaken him for a mohel.