The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!