The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.