The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."
We all know about Murphy's Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'