The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.