The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A woman won a wet t-shirt contest. She had my vote. She really stuck out to me.
"Mom, mom!! At the school they're calling me Mafioso!!" "Don't worry my little son, tomorrow mom goes to the school to put an end to this""Thanks mom!!! But please make like it was an accident"
A judge is hearing a murder trial. Imp and her spirite-elf that was killed and the suspect, a 16 year old who's represented by his father, Ep. After hearing the case, the judge decides.Ep's teen didn't kill Imp's elf.
a joke that i thought of 2 mins ago. kid: mom, can I get $20?” mom: does it look like I’m made of money? kid: well, isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?
The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards
I don’t know why people think Trump can’t make a deal... He makes a big deal out of everything.
I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range". Now it's "going out to yeet."
Being deemed an "essential worker" Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.
This power washer says you're supposed to wear safety goggles when you use it. I can't see why.
What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.