The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.

A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!

Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.

What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field

How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!