The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
My brain is like a government computer It's slow but it has lots of information it definetly shouldn't
This is the first year I’m not going on vacation to Paris because of covid. Usually I don’t go because I can’t afford it.
I ordered a second-hand deck of cards from a casino. After four weeks they still hadn’t been delivered so I rang them up to see what was going on.They told me they were still dealing with my order.
What did the Indian woman say to her car when she locked it up for the night? Tata
They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for 2 people.