The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the laptop show up late to school? It had a hard drive.
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What do houses wear? An address.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?