The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.