The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.