The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.