The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
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The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.