The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You know when the mustard bottle farts when you're squeezing it to get mustard out I guess that's mustard gas.
Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Legendary composer Jim Steinman has died at the age of 73... One of his biggest hits was "Dead Ringer for Love" a duet by Meat Loaf and Cher. Making the video for the song took weeks, as Cher's working hours were strictly regulated due to most of her being under 18
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
I ate a huge can of alphabet soup for dinner last night This morning I had the biggest vowel movement of my life
Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy?Pink FluffWhat's Blue and Fluffy?Pink Fluff holding it's breath.(My niece told me this)
A politician, a farmer, and a doctor walk into a bar. They all exclaim, "Ouch! Who put a bar here?"
I pushed that soup ladle as hard as I could... ...caused quite a stir.
BREAKING NEWS: There was an explosion at the local cheese factory! Da Brie is everywhere.
Two grains of sand going through the desert Suddenly one tells the other: "Dude, i think we're being followed."
What's the only class in high school with makeup exams? Cosmetology.
What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
I bought a pair of drums without any drumsticks, so I decided to bolt them together. I figured if you can't beat them, join them.
Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!” That’s M’Shell on my back
What happened to the cat after she swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.