The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.