The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Woman: They just turned the local cemetery into a golf course... Man: Well, someone's going to be six under!
Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
I have an unpredictable connection with my tap. It's a hot and cold relationship.
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ? Pallbears.
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course... It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz