The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!