The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe...
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.