The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.