The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.