The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I invented a new word. Plagiarism.--- EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized excrement. when asked about what they signified,Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks
I got a pop up ad for a locally owned Sean Connery roofing supply company It said, “shingles in your area”.
All of the cows on the farm networked all of their computers so they could stream the latest Disney film They set up a moo LAN.
Guy A signs up for a haircut promotion where he pays a one time fee of $100 for unlimited haircuts, whereas Guy B said no to the promotion. Why does Guy B feel so much pain every time he gets a hair cut? Pay Per Cut.
Today my son asked, "Can you lend me a book mark?" I immediately burst into tears.12 years old and he doesn't know my name is Brian.
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
For Halloween im gonna be a credit card. Because I'm always getting denied
A cucumber walks into a bar A cucumber walks into a bar.The bartender says, "you got any ID?"The cucumber hands him his license.The bartender looks at the picture and goes, "nice try but this is obviously a pickle."
If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane... Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?
What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt? Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
What's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.