The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?' 'A meltdown.'
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?' 'A meltdown.'
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'