The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.