The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Building grain processing facilities is a lucrative business I’m hoping to make a mill by the end of the year.

Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. One turns and says to the other,"Is this Whiskey?"The other one says "Yes, but notas Whiskey as wobbing a bank,!!

When my kitten won the “Best Butt” prize at the pet show, it wasn’t just bad ... it was a cat ass trophy.

I booked a trip to visit the Cherokee in Oklahoma this summer, but having second thoughts... I'm having a reservation reservation reservation.

I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD. I never finished it.

What did the pickle do when it won the championship? He just stood there to relish the moment.

I made a promise to my new pair of underpants. I shit you not.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

What do frogs wear on their feet in summer? Open toad sandals!

I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.

(Reversing the car) "Ahh, this takes me back."

My toddler is refusing to nap. He's guilty of resisting a rest.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.