The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.