The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
"How do I get a firmer body?" asked the fork "Utensil your muscles" I replied.
I need to brush up on my geography. The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.
Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel. It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
What did the oyster say to his girlfriend when she finally got him to open up? Aww shucks
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me.