The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
A photon tries to go through airport security fast, but is stopped. "Don't you have any luggage" asks the security agent. The photon replies. "No I'm travelling light".
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'