The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I asked my advisor why he didn’t recommend me for dental school. He said I wouldn’t be able to handle the tooth.
Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P
How do you clean plate-mail? In the dishwasher.
Why is this election historic? It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office.
I hope we are all able to achieve our new year's resolution goals. But, I have a feeling we're going to drop the ball.
Someone stole my calendar. Bad news for them... They have to attend my mother-in-law's party next weekend.
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? They're very scent-imental.