The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
In the 1950's people were worried about having their homes wire-tapped. People today are are saying, Hey wire-tap what will the weather be like tomorrow?
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.