The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.

If I had a dollar every time one of my professors complained about the collapsing American democratic society... I would have a small loan of a million dollars.

My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...

How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it... And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers. But his aunt May.

Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face. Except for Chris Brown

What was the most ground-breaking invention in human history? The shovel

I heard Sony's coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It's called the Plaguestation

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes-the others were 7's and 8's.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.

Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail? Junk mail

Dog and cat on the porch (NSFW mild language) A dog and a cat are sitting on the porch on a hot summer day. The dog looks at the cat and says, "sure is hot today".The cat replies, "HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING DOG!"

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.