The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

I was arrested by a policeman for sitting in the park not doing anything. The charge was impersonating a politician.

Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'

I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.

Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.