The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
What do houses wear? An address.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I see Google Calendar is down I thought I'd never see the day
Went to dinner last night at a restaurant, and there was a fly in my soup. I wouldn't have normally minded, but the zipper broke my tooth.
If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious.
I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles... “Hardback?”, asked the clerk.“Yes, with cute little legs.” I said.