The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why is reading the onion more useful than reading the Wall Street Journal? Because the Wall Street Journal is about the past, while the Onion is about the future
What did mr and mrs Cow name their calf who they sent away to be slaughtered? Little miss Steak.
Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change.
What disease goes best with the coronavirus? Lyme disease
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.
Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas.
We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer. I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.
Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'