The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What did Slim Shady ask the class on his first day of teaching at music school? "Hi kids, do you like violins?"
Some people say that leafy greens are the best thing for colon health But I think fiber makes a solid number two.
Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
When we have self-driving cars, I’m pretty sure . . . my wife will complain about its driving too.