The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned. The master baiter.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Given the current state of affairs, Santa needed something new to give to naughty children this year. Which is why he has decided to give out coalvid
As a toy manufacturer, I've always believed that only kids know what kids want Which is why I only open factories in China.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers: Riceless
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.