The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I thought I had illegal software in my fridge but then I realized... It is open sauce
Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot. They needed to dust for Prince.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down
After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income. He’s the Artist formerly known as Prince.
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
I like jokes, I like air conditioners, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…