The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I took British Airlines to court after losing my luggage. The judge threw it out because we had no case
Trump has violated ethics laws by advertising a can of beans from the Oval Office but he's not worried. I mean, what are you Goya do about it?
I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women’s rights doesn’t belong in the fiction section.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
How do you talk to a COVID denier Without raising your voice so you do not disturb the other patients in the mental health ward.
What is the worst name for a hair salon? Budget Cuts
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!