The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
You can't spell par entry without "try."