The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet
In Zack Snyders Justice League, Barry Allen breaks a window simply by touching it. This is because windows no longer supports Flash.
Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
So what's the deal with lampshades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you want shade ?
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.