The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
What do you call a company that sells makeup? A foundation.
You can actually file a lawsuit against the federal government in the United States. It's a myth that you can't. All you have to do is simply take some specific medication. And that medication, my friends, is Sudafed®
If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
Why did Trumps Team end up at a landscaping business for the announcement? Because he was the Lawn Order president
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.