The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!