The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What does the ghetto snowman call his friends? His snowmies
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
A Mexican electrician accidentally touched a live wire. He suffered a Corona discharge.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives
If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just stick with turkey.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.