The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
inspired by the girl who was surprised after drawing her eyebrows too high I tried to tell this foreign exchange student that she drew one of her eyebrows higher than the other, but I don't think her English was very good because she looked confused
My old Gramps used to say "If you've got a screwdriver set, an adjustable spanner and a soldering iron you can fix anything!" Senile old cunt, I've just made a right fucking mess of my niece's poorly gerbil.