The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'