The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What rests on the ground between my feet and is covered in ants? My ice cream cone. =(*Inspired by actual events.
Why was the cub shy after taking his shirt off at the pool? He was a little bare
My son came to me & said: 'Can I have a book mark?' 14 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Jeff
Bruce Wayne became a surgeon. Whenever he carried out a surgery, he always asked the nurses to turn the lights off. This was extremely dangerous and unusual, so the nurses asked him why.He said, "I operate in the shadows"
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year Hers is in February and mine in July
I never understood couples bragging about trying for kids. You say "yea we have been trying for a child for months now"I hear "Yea I've been doing HUGE Cum dumps in her pussy for Months. No luck yet"
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.