The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Bob: Waiter, would you please come here? Waiter: Yes sir, how may I help you? Bob: Try the soup Waiter: Is there something wrong sir? Because if so, we can replace the soup Bob: Just try it Waiter: Okay, where's the spoon? Bob: Exactly.
What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.
If Trump wanted to avoid impeachment... ...he should’ve falsely claimed there were WMDs in Iraq
A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)
Little boy runs to his mother yelling "Mommy, dad hung himself in the bathroom!" Panicked mom runs to the bathroom only to see it's empty. "Haha Aprli Fools!" laughs the boy "He hung himself in the basement."
I have the best idea to tackle over-population Send your kids after John Wick
My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.
I went to my local library to look for a book on small penises With not alot of luck I decided to ask the librarian - "Have you seen the book about small penises?" she replied "It isn't in yet" I said "Yeah, that's the one!"
It's good thing tall people like me don't grow on trees friend: too bad shorter people could use the shade!
Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?Dad: So you won't get bored there.
My pet baby shark said his first words, he said.. Da da, da da
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.