The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.