The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats.
I used to have an excessive amount of hair on my upper torso I’m sorry, I just had to get it off my chest
Two women were dressing in the locker room after their aerobics class when one noticed that the other was pulling on a pair of men's briefs. "So when did you start wearing men's underwear?" the first asked. "Ever since my husband found a strangepair under the bed."
I like to think of myself as a bottle of fine wine I’m saving myself for another 10-15 years, but in reality I’ll probably wait too long, become funky, and just be left untouched until I’m thrown away
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter faces.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.