The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."True stories can be jokes too..
Where do toy stores keep the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures? Aisle B, back.
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
Jesus turns up at a stoning. And asks what the person is getting stoned for. “Adultery” is the response from the crowd. Jesus replied “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”A voice from the crowd replied “for fucks sake Jesus, you always want to go first!”
You can be your own secret santa! All you need is ambien and amazon.
Why did the German soldier help the wounded puppy? Because he was a veteran Aryan
My wife makes a great stew Really gonna miss her though.