The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
So Robert Frost and his wife are lost in the woods Robert Frost remarks to his wife "We've got miles to go before we sleep"And his wife replies "Well maybe if we hadn't taken the road less traveled by we'd be there already"